Shia, senses that I am getting a little excited and tells me to calm down so I immediately sit down on the ground (which is soaked from the downpour) and say look how calm I am, I am totally relaxed right now. Shia, clearly impressed that I would do something so stupid, asks me to lay all the way back so I do and start doing “rain angels”. If I wasn’t so drunk I would never do something so stupid just to smoke a joint with Shia LaBeouf but I have done more demeaning things for literally nothing.
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