I wanted to confused the crap out of the cashier checking me out. I decided to strike up a convo and say the test wasn’t for me it was for a friend. She has kids, I don’t… I just have the munchies and cravings for sweet and salty things all of the sudden and I don’t know why, and so on. People in line behind me looking at me with a face that reads absolute confusion and I started acting shifty to make it look like I was super nervous and shy.
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